Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se

Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
        Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….

Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Makkhiya maar rha hu

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se.

But I really love you

Boy: I am not rich like Raj, I don't even have a bid car like Raj. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Raj..

Sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega. 

My name is black lion

Girl: Your Name Please?
Boy : black lion
Girl: are you joking?
Boy : no, it means kaalu singh.
Boy : and ur's
Girl: Soft underwear
Boy : are you joking?
Girl: no it means komal chadda.

I Like Ur Teeth

Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.

What do u call a person who cannot hear anything?

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Student: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

Robber killed a clerk

After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!

Mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!